1 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,557 Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello? Hi. 2 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,893 Is this, um... I'm looking for a Miss Gregory. 3 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:01,860 Ms. Gregory: Uh-huh. 4 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:02,729 That you? Ms. Gregory: Yeah. That's me. 5 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:05,665 Oh, cool. Uh, I'm Dunn. Ms. Gregory: That was fast! 6 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,100 No. 7 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:09,735 Ms. Gregory: I'm kidding... I'm just kidding. 8 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,836 My name is Dunn. Ms. Gregory: Okay. 9 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:12,137 Yeah, yeah. 10 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:13,138 Ms. Gregory: Sorry. Oh, that's fine. 11 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,240 It... it happens. Um... 12 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,408 Ms. Gregory: What can I do for you? 13 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,409 Oh, right. Yeah. 14 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,412 Uh, I'm calling on behalf of Macklin Medical. 15 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,380 Ms. Gregory: Oh. 16 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,549 Yeah, looks like you owe $667-- 17 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,452 Ms. Gregory: Jesus! I already paid! 18 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:27,453 I explained this... Hey! 19 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:30,089 ...to the last guy-- Hey. It's okay. 20 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,091 Ms. Gregory: No, it's not. No, I get... I get that. 21 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,325 I get that, but that's... that's why... 22 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,626 that's why I'm calling. Ms. Gregory: This is a mistake. 23 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:36,228 You know? 24 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,597 I'm calling to... to help you. 25 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,266 Ms. Gregory: Really? Yeah. That's right. 26 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,234 Ms. Gregory: Thank you. 27 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,470 I'm here to help you pay what you owe. 28 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,271 Let's go over some options. 29 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,473 Option-- Ms. Gregory: Dunn? 30 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,440 Yes, ma'am. 31 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,876 Ms. Gregory: Absolutely go fuck yourself. 32 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,912 Okey dokey. 33 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,327 Funny joke. 34 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,542 Let's go over your options. 35 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:24,943 Caller 1 on phone: I don't wanna go over options! 36 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,079 Option one, pay full amount today. 37 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,380 Caller 1: I'm not paying, dick head. 38 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,149 That's what I thought. Option two, 39 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,216 we can put you 40 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:33,085 on a repayment plan, okay? 41 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,086 That money is gonna come out the seventh-- 42 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,220 Caller 1: I got a great idea. 43 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:38,224 How about I put you on a re-fuck-ment plan, asshole? 44 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,361 Please don't put your kid on-- 45 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,762 Tiff on phone: Hi, Dunn! Yeah, hey, Tiff! 46 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,531 Hi! How you doing? 47 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,466 Are you gonna hurt my dad? 48 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:50,836 Caller 3: Six thousand dollars for a colonoscopy? 49 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,372 How about I shove a finger up your ass, 50 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,707 and swirl it around-- 51 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,349 ...swirl it around! 52 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:13,219 Hey. Hey. Hey, man, what's up? 53 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:16,856 I think there's a portal to hell in your laundromat. 54 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:23,596 Shit. 55 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,434 I can see why you thought it might be a portal to hell. 56 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:32,437 Yeah? I mean, I hate jumping to assumptions 57 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,306 as much as the next guy. 58 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,576 Hey, Pete, what does that look like to you? 59 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,078 A portal to hell. Oh. 60 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,347 Thanks, Pete. 61 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:44,584 Pete knows his stuff. He seems great. 62 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,519 I'm Dunn, by the way. Ed. 63 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,354 You know, this is my favorite laundromat? I-- 64 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:50,590 Happy to hear it. 65 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,296 Uh, so, should we call somebody, or... 66 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,433 Oh, I can't get shut down. No, owners would kill me. 67 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,935 Everyone's so sensitive after Covid, you know? 68 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,304 Everything's gotta be safe, safe, safe. 69 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,540 It's just-- You know? Totally. 70 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,981 Can I help? What? 71 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,182 I don't know, I-- Can I help? 72 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,251 Uh, what if somebody stumbles into it? 73 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,386 You think the mat could be liable? 74 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,155 Or someone could get hurt? Oh, f-- 75 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,857 But, yeah, probably liable too. 76 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:41,674 Nice. Yeah. 77 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,881 Is she looking at me? Shit. 78 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,652 Morning, Mr. Bobshank. Hi, Mr. Bobshank. 79 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,189 Morning, Mr. Bobshank. 80 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,459 How are you? Hey. 81 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,962 How's it going? 82 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:17,069 How about this weather, huh? 83 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:22,809 Oh! Look out, caterpillar! What? 84 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:26,078 Right there. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. 85 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,747 I almost missed her. 86 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,249 It's just a caterpillar. 87 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,454 Well, if I drown her, she'll never be a butterfly. 88 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,161 Are you okay, son? Why? Portal to hell? 89 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,865 What? No. I heard yelling last night. 90 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:48,767 Oh, I'm sorry. Really sorry. 91 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,269 That... that might have been work. 92 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,107 How's that going? It's great. 93 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:00,313 Sounds pretty fucking shitty to me. 94 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,315 Seeing people at their worst? 95 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:07,453 Yeah, there's some... bad people. 96 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:09,789 In my experience, 97 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,658 they're all bad people when they owe money. 98 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,527 Not the good ones. 99 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:18,697 You really think there are just good people and bad people? 100 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:19,966 Two big buckets? 101 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,036 Yes. 102 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:26,639 It's none of my business. 103 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,275 Life's too short to be miserable. 104 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,978 Oh, that reminds me. How's your, um... 105 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,716 how's your cancer going? 106 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,354 Still terminal. 107 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,358 It won't be long. I'm so sorry-- 108 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,692 I shouldn't have brought that up. 109 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,395 That's just... I-- Can I...? 110 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,464 You know, can I... can I help with... 111 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,734 can I... can I help with it? 112 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,204 Can you cure cancer? 113 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:00,740 Oh, I don't-- 114 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,043 No. I... 115 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,946 No. Then no. 116 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:10,516 Okay, right. 117 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,951 Um... I... I... I'm sorry, 118 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:14,152 I... I didn't... I didn't mean to. 119 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:15,754 Look, look, it's... it's fine. 120 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:17,489 I'm not offended. All right. 121 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,024 And even if I was, I'm gonna be dead soon 122 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,260 from the goddamn cancer. Because of the cancer. 123 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:28,167 Um, I'll... I'll text you? Yeah, uh, maybe. 124 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,903 Did you say... 125 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,506 a portal to hell? 126 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,435 David on phone: Hello? Hello? 127 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,603 Mr. Pepperdine? Yeah. 128 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,137 Hey, it's Dunn. Again? 129 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,205 I'm calling on behalf of-- 130 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:09,140 Didn't I already tell you to fuck off? 131 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:13,278 Yes! You sure did. You told me that last week. 132 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,913 And looks like, uh... 133 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,781 Dammit. This fucking-- 134 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,984 Pre... previous seven weeks you said the same thing. 135 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,252 You said, "Fuck you!" And I was like... I was like, 136 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,254 "No, but you owe this money still." 137 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,255 Yeah. Fuck. 138 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,558 Uh-huh, I'm following up on those conversations, 139 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,627 and just seeing if you have that money... 140 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,761 ...that you owe. 141 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,030 You're calling from an L.A. area code? 142 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:35,301 What? 143 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:37,637 I'm in la. 144 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,110 How's the weather? 145 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:46,578 Are you honestly dumb enough 146 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,982 to use your personal phone? What, are you freelance? 147 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,718 I'm an independent contractor, actually. 148 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,454 Legally, I don't know. 149 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:58,124 I'm a bad guy, you understand? 150 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,793 You live alone? 151 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,029 Do I-- 152 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,139 I don't have roommates. Good. 153 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,341 So, here's what's gonna happen, Dunn. 154 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,377 I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna fucking kill you. 155 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,912 Now, I just Googled your number, 156 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,615 and here's the first address that came up. 157 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,985 Five Six Two Seven Magnolia-- 158 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,238 Anything new? 159 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,374 Nah. 160 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,744 Hey, you want my number? 161 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,681 Why? Oh, uh... 162 00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:58,751 in ca... in case you need help with the... 163 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,087 Oh! 164 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,391 No, I'm not really a big texter. 165 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,426 Right. 166 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,136 Why is this even happening? 167 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,272 Why this laundromat? 168 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,142 Why me? 169 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,913 Should we figure it out? 170 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,250 You wanna throw something in? Yeah, yeah, I do. 171 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,519 Do you have something? Yeah. 172 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:45,063 Have you opened it yet? God, no, I don't go near it. 173 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:45,997 What? 174 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,900 You'll probably be fine, Dunn. Go. 175 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,802 Yeah, probably. 176 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,106 Okay. 177 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,612 Fucking do it. Okay, okay! 178 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,586 I don't think we should throw anything in. 179 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,256 Abort. Abort, abort, abort. Yeah. 180 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,732 So, I think that, like, 181 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,433 we sort of felt the portal out, you know? 182 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:23,434 Hmm. Yeah. 183 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,936 Like, it... it knows where we stand. 184 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,273 We know where it stands. Yeah. 185 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,942 Should we close it? 186 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,344 That depends. Are you fucking crazy? 187 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,814 Well, we can't leave it open. Someone could get hurt. 188 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:36,881 I'm not going near it. 189 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,050 You're scared? I'm not scared. 190 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,018 Then go close it. 191 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,019 Just go at it from, like, the side. 192 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,487 You go at it, like, from the side. 193 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,855 You're the sideler. I'm a what? 194 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:44,856 Yeah, you're a sideler. What is-- 195 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,424 You come up... you come up on people's side. 196 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,827 What is that? Whatever. 197 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,232 Is that a thing? You're real, so it's real. 198 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:57,836 I think you should just go close it. 199 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,003 I think you should just go close it! 200 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,539 Just go close it. You go close it! 201 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,041 Oh. 202 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,348 I would have done it. I know you would have. 203 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,716 Ed, prelap: Sorry, why are we doing this? 204 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,185 Rules. Figure out the Portal Rules. 205 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,920 Why do we need to know the rules? 206 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:19,891 'Cause then we can figure out why is there a portal to hell? 207 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,528 What does it want? And how to get rid of it? 208 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,064 Oh, you... you wanna get rid of it, right? 209 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,100 I mean, it hasn't done anything to me. 210 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,635 What about the people doing laundry? 211 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:31,637 The people doing-- 212 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,675 You think I could get fired? It's a portal to hell. 213 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,545 Allegedly. We don't know that for sure. 214 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,848 I'm glad you brought that up. 'Cause we don't know, do we? 215 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,250 It does kind of have an orange glow. 216 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,517 I think if it was a portal to heaven, 217 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,721 it would be, like, more, like, blue, white... 218 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,555 happy. 219 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,690 The screams are a big giveaway too. 220 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,193 Could be screams of joy. 221 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:55,961 Could be. 222 00:14:56,695 --> 00:15:00,732 But if it is a portal to hell, and it does do something, 223 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,567 I think we should figure out these rules. 224 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,935 Backup plan. Yeah. 225 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,071 Love that. Okay, here's what we got. 226 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,508 It's an "alleged" portal to hell... 227 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,046 and it could open on its own. Mm-hmm. 228 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,449 That's it? 229 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,752 Oh, yeah, for now. What we don't know... 230 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,620 Fuck. ...is it a one way? 231 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,723 You know? Are things going in... 232 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,295 ...or is something coming out? 233 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,432 Automated voice on voicemail: You have two saved messages. 234 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,734 Message one. Kevin on voicemail: Hey, bro! 235 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,403 Okay, just had an idea for the place. 236 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,705 What if we got, like, neon signs? 237 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:41,773 Like, everywhere. 238 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,174 Cause I've been watching a ton of streamers, 239 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,642 and they have them all over their walls. 240 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,812 It looks so sick, because I've been thinking... 241 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:48,780 I've been thinking, like, 242 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,081 what if I started streaming again? 243 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,418 You know, 'cause I... I... I... I think it's like, you know, 244 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,787 maybe that would be... 245 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,823 ...something, you know, for me to do, so, um... 246 00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,891 You know what? 247 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,628 It's probably stupid, or whatever, but, um... 248 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,595 Uh, anyway, I... I know you're busy, 249 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,465 so, just, uh... just give me a call back whenever, 250 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,900 um, I'm around. 251 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,304 So, love you. Okay. Bye. 252 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,651 You do a lot of laundry, man. 253 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,987 Thanks. That's not a-- 254 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,989 Yeah. Okay. What? 255 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,525 Something came out. 256 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,771 Okay. 257 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,607 What is it? It-- Sulfur. 258 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,211 Definitely demonic. Oh, definitely. 259 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,631 I think it's better if I stay with the laundromat. 260 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,135 Are you sure? 'Cause I'd feel a lot safer 261 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,503 if you came with me right now. 262 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,438 Well, just in case it returns, right? 263 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,774 Protect the customers. 264 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,808 Customers? 265 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,145 I... I think I'm the only one here, um... 266 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,179 I mean, you never know, right? 267 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,516 So... Right. Uh, yeah, I just... 268 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,985 I really prefer not to be alone, you know? 269 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:41,920 Okay. 270 00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,523 You'll be all right though. Just go ahead, okay? 271 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,092 Just go. Just go. 272 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,627 You know, I just don't think it's in here. 273 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,597 I know. Mm-hmm. I think it's out here, you know? 274 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,832 I think you're right. Just go for it. You got it. 275 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,601 I just... I just-- I need your help. 276 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,970 Go. 277 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,806 You're gonna s-- Okay. 278 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:44,550 Here we go. Ooh! 279 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:51,356 Oh, sugar fuck. 280 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,734 Are you from the portal to hell? 281 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,371 What gave me away? 282 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,207 Um... 283 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,809 how's-- 284 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,911 I'm Dunn. 285 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:18,217 Okay. No, no, my name... Dunn. 286 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,620 Hi, I'm Chip. 287 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,194 What's all this about, Chip? What, you mean me? 288 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:32,297 Or, uh, life in general? 289 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,833 The portal. Oh, the portal! 290 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,703 Well, there's a man who lives up the street, 291 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,606 and soon he'll be dead. 292 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,708 And you're gonna...? Drag him to hell? 293 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,009 Okay, right. Sure. 294 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,778 Yeah, literally. It's my job. 295 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,580 Wait. What? 296 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,917 It's not Mr. Bobshank, is it? It is. 297 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,086 That's who I'm here for. How'd you know? 298 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,090 He's the best guy ever. I agree. 299 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,125 Why is he going to hell? 300 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,730 Well, he hurt someone bad, and he knows it. 301 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,035 He's a good person. 302 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,773 He smokes outside. He... Nice. 303 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,907 ...has plants. 304 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,743 Names all of them. See? That's lovely. 305 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,346 He said "hello" to me four times, unprompted. 306 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,247 Well, really, three. 307 00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,215 I think one time he was just saying 308 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,517 he was done with something, but I... 309 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,220 I still count it. You should. 310 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,489 He's full of information and advice. 311 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,992 He talks to me even though... 312 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,127 He doesn't wanna. I know he doesn't want to. 313 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,329 He doesn't wanna. 314 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,831 He's tough to crack, but... 315 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,702 If it's not hard, what's the point, you know? 316 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,971 He owes a debt. 317 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,476 Can I help him pay it? 318 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,346 You wanna make a deal? 319 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,920 Not really. I-- 320 00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:05,323 But, you know, I don't wanna leave Mr. Bobshank 321 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,191 high and dry. 322 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,660 Tell you what. Give me three souls. Three. 323 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,529 Three... 324 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,497 people? Three souls, 325 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:17,168 or Bobshank will burn, and the world will end. 326 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,536 The world's gonna end too? 327 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,837 If it makes you feel better, 328 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:24,176 sure, why not? 329 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,685 Can they be bad people? I don't give a shit. 330 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,520 I defer to you. 331 00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:42,761 Actually, you know what? You know that song that goes... 332 00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:01,445 Yeah, that one! Who sings that? Ah, shit. Who is that? 333 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:04,014 Hot Chelle Rae. Hot Chelle Rae! 334 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,684 It's been stuck in my head. It's fucking earworm. 335 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:07,651 It's a banger. 336 00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,720 You throw any of those guys in the portal, 337 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,089 we're good. Are they bad people? 338 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,924 They're musicians. So, yeah, probably. 339 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:14,993 Right, okay. 340 00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:21,566 Hey Chip? Yeah, Dunn? 341 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,535 Why are you doing this? 342 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,339 Giving Mr. Bobshank a second chance? 343 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:30,075 Eh, why not? 344 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,124 Dunn. What's up, Mr. Bobshank? 345 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,328 You got, uh... 346 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,164 something on your mind? No. 347 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,534 Great. 348 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,006 Hey, you think it's okay to... 349 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,943 do something bad... 350 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:41,413 to help someone... good? 351 00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:45,550 Ah, Jesus. 352 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,186 Look... 353 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,323 depends on how good the person is. 354 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:52,991 The best. 355 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,194 How bad the bad is? The worst. 356 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,332 Does this have anything to do with that portal to hell? 357 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:06,705 Uh, you... you want my advice? More... more than anything? Yes. 358 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,974 Find another laundromat. 359 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,042 I like that laundromat. 360 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,448 Let me tell you something that my dad told me. 361 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,117 Words to live by. 362 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,587 Sounds really deep. 363 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,390 "Watch your own dick, son." 364 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,862 Sorry, what? "Watch your own dick." 365 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,464 Don't worry about your neighbor's dick, 366 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,065 what the guy over there is doing. 367 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,301 We all got our own dick to worry about. 368 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,603 Ladies got their own dicks to worry about. 369 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:42,072 You can't go around trying to save everybody else's dick, 370 00:25:42,073 --> 00:25:44,309 poking your dick into other dick's business. 371 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:49,214 What if... what if someone's dick 372 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,149 is in trouble? 373 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,920 Did they ask you for help? No. 374 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:56,922 Then watch your own dick. 375 00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,525 What if... what if someone's... what if someone's dick... 376 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,527 doesn't know it needs help? 377 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,601 Are you talking about me? What? No, no. 378 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,804 You sure? 'Cause I swear to fucking God 379 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:14,706 it sounds like you're talking about me. 380 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:15,906 I'm not talking about you. Well, if it is me-- 381 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:16,874 It's not you. If it is me-- 382 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,742 It's not you. 383 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,878 You watch your own dick! It's not-- Okay, yeah, got it. 384 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,080 God dammit. It's not you. 385 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,986 Watch your own dick! Oh, God, he's so... 386 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:42,734 Dunn, prelap: I'm sorry. 387 00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:44,836 I really am. 388 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:47,372 I can't kill people. 389 00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:50,909 Not even for Mr. Bobshank. 390 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:55,146 I'm just not a bad person. 391 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,283 You know, I work in the debt business. 392 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,019 I would imagine it's similar. 393 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,589 And, uh, I'm my own boss. 394 00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:08,325 Not really. But, you know, 395 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:10,394 sometimes we get bad information, 396 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,130 and maybe that's what this is. Maybe it's a mistake. 397 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,965 Dunn? One sec. 398 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,802 Yeah. That's me. What's up? 399 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,572 David. Hey, David. 400 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,341 David Pepperdine. 401 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:27,312 David Pepperdine? What are you doing here? 402 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,648 I came here to fuck you up. 403 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,785 Please don't. 404 00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:43,427 Um, it's not safe for you here. 405 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,663 What... what is that? We should get out of here. 406 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,830 What are you doing? 407 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:49,366 Uh, uh, nothing, but we... we should go. 408 00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:52,136 I ain't going nowhere, man. Let's go someplace safe, 409 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:53,738 and go over your repayment options. 410 00:27:56,474 --> 00:27:57,709 No! 411 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,210 Oh, God, it hurts! 412 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,812 David! It hurts! 413 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,615 Hold on, Mr. Pepperdine! Oh, dear God! 414 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:38,650 His leg... 415 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:41,072 I don't know, I... 416 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:44,209 I just feel better. 417 00:30:44,909 --> 00:30:47,544 Like, the... the cancer is eating away at you 418 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:49,447 less quickly. Hmm. 419 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,917 Fuck. I... I'm sorry. 420 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,319 I shouldn't have brought-- 421 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,387 Uh, look. look, it's... it's okay, it's okay. 422 00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:00,058 It... it is like the... 423 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,227 Like, "The cancer is eating away at me 424 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:07,532 less quickly." That's great. 425 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,569 About your cancer. Um... 426 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,406 did anything happen to you? 427 00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,177 Lot of things happen to me. 428 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:21,512 I mean... 429 00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,683 Are you all there? 430 00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:46,837 If I can put you on this payment plan. 431 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,940 Twelve months, no interest. 432 00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:51,842 It's gonna be cheaper in the long run. 433 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,077 Caller on phone: Um... I promise you that. 434 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,512 Okay. Yeah. 435 00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:56,613 Let's do it. Yeah? 436 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,415 Yeah. If it's gonna save me money. 437 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,383 Okay, great. 438 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,884 I'll email you right now. Okay. 439 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,052 Thank you. Yup. 440 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,688 You too. 441 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:55,974 Hello. 442 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,508 Man on phone: Hello? Can-- Fuck. Can you hear...? 443 00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,177 Hello? Fuck. 444 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:02,279 Come on! Oh! Oh, there you are, I gotcha! 445 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,781 Can you hear me? David Pepperdine? 446 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,483 No, it's Chip, man. 447 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,951 We met in the alley the other night. 448 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:09,519 The... the demon? You wanna talk to David? 449 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,488 No, no, I don't wanna talk to David. 450 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,622 No talk to David. 451 00:33:12,623 --> 00:33:13,790 Here, I'll put him on. No, please don't put him on. 452 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:16,226 Please! Make it stop! 453 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:17,828 No, he'll be fine, 454 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,163 he'll be fine. What do you want? 455 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,465 Well, in the long term? Two more souls. 456 00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:22,499 Was that not clear? 457 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,168 I'm just calling to say congratulations. 458 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,505 For what? Killing Davey. 459 00:33:28,473 --> 00:33:29,474 I didn't think you had it in you. 460 00:33:29,707 --> 00:33:31,708 I saw... I saw you... I saw-- Like, "This is a good guy." 461 00:33:31,709 --> 00:33:34,378 "Definitely not a murderer." That was a big misread. 462 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,879 I'm not a bad guy. 463 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,216 It's fine, buddy. We're demons. 464 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,250 You don't have to lie, not to me. 465 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:42,220 I'm proud of you. One down, two to go. 466 00:33:44,055 --> 00:33:47,090 It was an accident. Accident, shma-ccident. 467 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:49,493 Look, I mean, once you do one, you know? 468 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,161 Look, it makes no difference to us 469 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,162 after the first one. 470 00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:54,164 It's kind of like losing your virginity. 471 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,335 You might as well go nuts. Sounds great. 472 00:33:57,835 --> 00:33:59,536 We'll follow up with you next week. 473 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,672 All right. 474 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:06,277 Oh, my God. What... 475 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:08,879 What happened? I don't know. 476 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,381 I haven't checked the cameras yet. 477 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,886 This portal was fun at first, but... fuck. 478 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,590 Sorry. Cameras? Yeah. 479 00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:23,861 That's amazing. 480 00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,998 'Cause then you'll know exactly what happened. 481 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,600 Yeah. 482 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:34,237 I'll check the security feed once I'm done, 483 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:35,872 and just depending what's on there, 484 00:34:35,873 --> 00:34:39,310 I will call the cops. You haven't called them yet? 485 00:34:39,944 --> 00:34:43,246 I can't get shut down, man! Are we even sure this is blood? 486 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:44,215 Tough to tell. 487 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,251 What are you... what are you doing? 488 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,153 Nothing. 489 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,324 You gonna try to push me into the portal-- 490 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:56,626 You just did it again! Okay. 491 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:59,230 Um... Uh, no, I wouldn't. 492 00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:08,071 What the fuck, man? 493 00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:10,107 Okay, okay. You're right, you're right. 494 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,575 Okay, listen, listen, listen. Fuck! 495 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:12,643 Uh, no, no, no. Okay. 496 00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:14,945 Can we just please go somewhere to talk? 497 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,113 Sure. Okay. 498 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,616 Just stop trying to push me into the portal to hell. 499 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:20,751 I wasn't. 500 00:35:23,054 --> 00:35:25,590 Three people. Three. 501 00:35:26,257 --> 00:35:28,893 Or one of the members of the band, Hot Chelle Rae. 502 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,929 Oh. Who are you trying to save? 503 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:35,198 Just my neighbor with cancer and the whole planet. 504 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,299 Mr. Bobshank? 505 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,070 You know Mr. Bobshank? Oh, yeah. 506 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:42,072 Yeah, he does laundry on Thursdays. 507 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,540 Thursdays? 508 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,208 He was, like, a big businessman 509 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,243 back in the day. 510 00:35:46,244 --> 00:35:48,012 And he gave all his money to charity, and... 511 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,381 I don't know. He's the best. He is the best. 512 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,351 So, makes sense. 513 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,021 But, you know... 514 00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,356 I don't know where I'm gonna find 515 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,358 two more bad people to throw into the portal. 516 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,961 Everyone in Los Angeles has been so nice and genuine. 517 00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:09,032 Why don't you have them come to you? 518 00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:11,002 What do you mean? Yeah. 519 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:14,672 Catch a predator. 520 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,676 Post some shit. See what monster turns up. 521 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,511 That's really smart. 522 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:22,946 Right? Like really smart. 523 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,015 Yeah. Yeah. 524 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,152 Hey. 525 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,656 "Why don't you take a seat right over here?" 526 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,824 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 527 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,861 Uh... "Oh, hey, how ya doin'? Uh, why don't you take a seat?" 528 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,429 "Um, hey, why don't you take a seat 529 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,498 right over here?" "Got you a stool right here." 530 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:43,033 "Take a seat." "Take a seat." 531 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,201 "Just take a seat." 532 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,003 "Take a seat right over here." "Take a seat." 533 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,004 "Take a seat, take a seat, take a seat." 534 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,373 Dude, that's such a good idea. 535 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,747 "Why don't you take a seat?" 536 00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:01,052 You done? 537 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:10,861 Starving. 538 00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:15,900 Sup, bud? 539 00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:18,703 You, uh... 540 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:21,772 you wanna buy some coke? 541 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:28,779 Nope. You cool? 542 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:32,917 I think so. 543 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:36,320 I think you're pretty cool too, so, uh... 544 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:42,193 here's my card in case you change your mind. 545 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:51,968 Hey, tell them you wanna have sex. 546 00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:53,236 Yeah. That's it-- Work. Well-- That's what. 547 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:54,572 Watch this. Yeah. 548 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:59,644 "Bring... flowers." 549 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:04,615 "I'm... classy." 550 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,085 That's really good but really gross. 551 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:12,155 Oh, looks like we got a little nibble. 552 00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:13,757 That fast? Who is it? 553 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,426 VadgeBadger69. Vadge Badger. 554 00:38:16,427 --> 00:38:18,062 Gross. Real sicko. 555 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,231 Sending our exact address. 556 00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:31,709 Okay. 557 00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:37,081 Hey, do you ever get, um, lonely? 558 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,920 No. Yeah. 559 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,289 I don't either. 560 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,629 You, um... 561 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,265 ...you like that girl? 562 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,135 Which girl? 563 00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:01,372 The girl with the hair. 564 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,975 And I think she does laundry on Tuesdays. 565 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:08,546 She seems kind of sad. 566 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,048 The woman from 2B? 567 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,119 Morgan. Morgan. 568 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,357 Why do you think she seems sad? 569 00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:23,994 Oh, shit. 570 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,664 He's here. 571 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,037 Oh, shit. I think it's a woman. 572 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,607 Can confirm. It's a woman. 573 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,377 Vadge Badger makes a lot more sense now. 574 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,245 Yeah. 575 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,681 Are we, uh...? 576 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,250 I think so. No, I... I don't think so. 577 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,219 I think we have to abort. What? Why? 578 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,855 Because it's a woman. We can't kill her. 579 00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:54,224 Honestly, man, I think it's more sexist 580 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,893 if we don't shove her into the portal to hell. 581 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:57,895 I don't know. 582 00:39:58,596 --> 00:40:01,030 Would you kill a male pedophile? 583 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:02,766 Okay, right. Okay. 584 00:40:02,767 --> 00:40:04,067 If we kill a male pedo, 585 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,735 it's only fair we kill a female pedo. 586 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:08,271 Equality and stuff, you know? 587 00:40:08,272 --> 00:40:11,642 Yeah, equality, right. She's gotta die. 588 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,713 Okay, I'm gonna get into position. 589 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,083 Okay. Don't forget to say it. 590 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:24,054 Oh, no. I'm... I'm not gonna say-- 591 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,485 Who are you? I'm Dunn. 592 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,756 Okay. What are you doing here, Dunn? 593 00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:02,592 What are you doing here, VadgeBadger69? 594 00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:03,494 What the fuck! 595 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,229 What... what the fuck is going on here? 596 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:08,665 And... and what is wrong with that dryer? 597 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,168 That's... that's not normal. Fuck. 598 00:41:12,236 --> 00:41:15,239 Why don't you just take a seat? What? 599 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,207 Yeah. 600 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,209 Up here. 601 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,547 Yeah. 602 00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:58,581 That was crazy. 603 00:41:58,582 --> 00:42:00,683 Um, I do need to apologize... 604 00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:01,818 ...about earlier. 605 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,687 I hesitated, you know, and that's just... 606 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:08,157 Nobody dislikes sexism as much as I do, okay? 607 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:09,526 Just-- Don't worry about it. I just want you to-- 608 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:10,760 You know we all make mistakes. 609 00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:13,931 Okay. Good. Good. 610 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,901 What do we do now? 611 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,262 Man. Yeah. 612 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,164 And then... and then, I said it. Shit. 613 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:49,732 I said, "You heard me, right?" You were like-- You were-- 614 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:50,934 "Is that why you went?" Oh, yeah, you were like... 615 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,735 And then I-- I was like... I was like, 616 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:53,736 "Would you take a seat?" "You take a seat." 617 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,738 And then you were like... "Whoosh!" 618 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,907 And then she went... Yeah! Boom! Right in there. 619 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,809 Oh, that was like-- That was so crazy! 620 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:02,346 Take it! Really crazy! 621 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,183 You wanna grab a beer? Oh, no, man. 622 00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:11,187 'Cause I... because I feel like I should... 623 00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:12,822 'cause I feel like I should maybe go back in there, 624 00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:15,658 and... and just clean up the evidence, I think. 625 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:16,626 Are you sure? 626 00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:18,895 'Cause that one was really clean. 627 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,263 There's, like, nothing in there. Yeah. 628 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,531 It's pretty clean, but I feel like 629 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,533 just better be safe than sorry, you know what I mean? 630 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,636 Yeah, okay. Okay. Sure. 631 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,439 That's fine. Anyway... Yeah. 632 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:39,850 Whoo! 633 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,786 Chip on phone: No, no, no, man, I saw it, it was crazy! 634 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,991 Ed is really cool. Yeah, she's all right. 635 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,294 Hey, you wanna talk to Daphne? 636 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:52,262 Who's Daphne? 637 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:55,799 VadgeBadger69. Oh. No way, man. 638 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:59,637 I'm not a big pedophile fan. No, she's not a pedophile. 639 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:07,111 What... what'd you say? 640 00:44:07,678 --> 00:44:09,846 I mean, she liked them young, for sure, 641 00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,681 but she never went the distance, you know? 642 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:13,517 Tonight would have been her first. 643 00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:21,692 But she would have done it? 644 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:24,795 Well, probably, yeah. Or, uh... 645 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,996 or she would have looked that kid in the eye, 646 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:30,466 got the help she needed, and turned her life around, 647 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:32,635 then helped others to do the same! 648 00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:34,470 Saved countless kids! 649 00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,372 Some people need to go right up to the edge 650 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:37,674 before they can change. 651 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,643 Definitely would have done one of the two options. 652 00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,312 Telling you, 50/50. 653 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,850 Oh, Je... oh, Jesus. 654 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,886 Yeah, she probably would have done it, man. 655 00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:52,055 She definitely would have-- Don't you worry about it! 656 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,523 She's a total pedo! 657 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,325 Yeah. She's gross. 658 00:44:55,826 --> 00:44:57,493 Okay. Yeah. She's gross, right? 659 00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,462 Yeah. Yeah. 660 00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:00,763 Yeah, yeah. 661 00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:02,031 Yeah she would have. Yeah, yeah. 662 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,834 She would have done it. Yeah. 663 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,412 You still there? Yeah, I'm still here. 664 00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:20,918 Hey, Chip? Yeah. 665 00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:23,219 What do you want? 666 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,321 I want you to get a third soul! 667 00:45:25,322 --> 00:45:26,857 No, I mean, like... 668 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,360 I mean, I'm sure you've got portals 669 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:33,530 all over, right? But... 670 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,266 what do you want? 671 00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:41,871 What do you want, Dunn? To save Mr. Bobshank. 672 00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:43,941 No, no, no, I mean you. 673 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:49,113 Once Mr. Bobshank is saved, what do you actually want? 674 00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:04,995 I lost someone. 675 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:07,631 I know. 676 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:11,535 Someone close. Yeah. 677 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:14,071 I never really... 678 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,272 Hey! Shut the fuck up! 679 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:19,108 Sorry, Mr. Bobshank! Sorry, Mr. Bobshank. 680 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,376 Tell him I'm sorry. 681 00:46:20,377 --> 00:46:22,478 Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go too. 682 00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:23,446 Yeah, me, too. All right. 683 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,082 I'll talk to you. Yeah. Later. 684 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:33,323 Hey. 685 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:37,460 You all right, kid? 686 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:38,629 Yeah. It's-- 687 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:41,597 Sorry, I was just thinking about 688 00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:42,633 my dead brother. 689 00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,568 Oh. 690 00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:47,403 Well... No, it's... 691 00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:48,338 Fuck. 692 00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,139 It's fine. We-- 693 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,474 I shouldn't have brought that up. 694 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,409 No, um... 695 00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,412 Uh, you just came out with it, huh? 696 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,514 We don't have to talk about it. It's... 697 00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,951 It... it's just, uh... 698 00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,487 I'm sorry. I'm so-- It's... it's 8:00 a.m.? 699 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:05,522 You're right, I'm sorry. 700 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:10,126 He killed himself. Jesus Christ. 701 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:11,160 Yeah, sorry. 702 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,630 Listen... 703 00:47:14,631 --> 00:47:16,200 do you think he's in hell? 704 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,535 I mean, um... 705 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:23,606 Good people make bad decisions, you know? 706 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:24,708 That's not... 707 00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:29,780 Look, I... I... I know what you think, but... 708 00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:32,182 morality is... 709 00:47:33,217 --> 00:47:34,251 just a push. 710 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,520 What does that even mean? 711 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,057 It-- Look. 712 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,895 You take a farmboy who's never hurt a fly... 713 00:47:45,929 --> 00:47:48,197 put him through basic, put a rifle in his hand. 714 00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:51,067 Tell him that the Vietcong will destroy 715 00:47:51,068 --> 00:47:52,803 everyone he's ever loved. 716 00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:57,074 He's a killer... 717 00:47:58,342 --> 00:47:59,643 and a good guy. 718 00:48:03,747 --> 00:48:04,715 You... 719 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,751 put a good person... 720 00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:10,254 in a bad situation... 721 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,959 all it takes is the slightest push. 722 00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:20,030 Were you in Vietnam? 723 00:48:24,368 --> 00:48:26,235 Is there something you wanna ask me, son? 724 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,104 No. 725 00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:30,539 Yes. What did you do that was so bad-- 726 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,075 What did I tell you? 727 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:36,747 Remember what I told you. 728 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:41,318 "All farmboys are killers." Not what I said. 729 00:48:41,985 --> 00:48:42,953 No, not that. 730 00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:46,123 All farmboys are killers. 731 00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:50,760 Dunn, prelap: Ed, he's bad. He's bad. 732 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,864 Yeah, speaking of bad guys, check it. 733 00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:58,467 I'm a good person, okay? 734 00:48:58,468 --> 00:49:01,104 Yeah, but you a bad man. You know what I mean? 735 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,773 I don't know what you mean. Never do. 736 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,174 You got, like, a dragon deep down 737 00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:06,810 that weird little dungeon of yours. 738 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,013 Why don't you play your murder video, huh? 739 00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:12,749 Boot it up! Hey. 740 00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:16,919 God. All right. Fine. What did he do? 741 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,289 He sells cocaine. 742 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:22,726 That's basically a public service. 743 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:26,462 He cheats on his girlfriend. She's amazing. 744 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:29,498 I mean, who doesn't? 745 00:49:29,499 --> 00:49:31,500 Also, how do you even know they're dating? 746 00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:34,570 He spends the night. He spends the night a lot. 747 00:49:34,571 --> 00:49:35,972 It doesn't mean they're dating. 748 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,673 I spend the night with tons of women. 749 00:49:37,674 --> 00:49:38,941 Really? Yeah. 750 00:49:38,942 --> 00:49:40,010 How many? 751 00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:41,845 Tons. Mm-hmm. 752 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:44,815 What the f-- I don't... I don't know. 753 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:53,857 He's a pedophile. 754 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:57,394 What? Really? A hundred percent. 755 00:49:57,961 --> 00:49:59,863 How do you know? Cause... 756 00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,164 I saw him cheating on his girlfriend 757 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:03,133 with a little boy. 758 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:09,039 Oh, that's fucking awful. It's terrible. 759 00:50:12,142 --> 00:50:16,812 Um... Okay, fine, yeah. Yes! 760 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:18,848 I'll... I'll leave the mat open. 761 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,217 Oh, you're... you're not gonna help me? 762 00:50:21,218 --> 00:50:23,986 I'm kind of wiped out on throwing people 763 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:25,655 through the portal. 764 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:30,994 Okay. 765 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:40,169 Yo. Yo, it's Dunn. 766 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:42,072 Yeah, I live up, uh... 767 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:45,408 right up there by your girlfriend. 768 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,711 Yeah, I see her every day. 769 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:53,716 Uh... and-- Well, what's up, man? 770 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,285 Sup, Rip? Is that-- Am I saying that right? Rip. 771 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:57,920 Why don't you rip over here, 772 00:50:57,921 --> 00:50:59,889 and sell me some drugs, motherfucker? 773 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,192 Hell yeah. Yeah, of course I do drugs. 774 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,461 Of course I... of course I do drugs... 775 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:09,832 do drugs... do drugs. Of course I do drugs. 776 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,201 I probably sent more shit up my ass 777 00:51:12,202 --> 00:51:13,670 than you've ever seen, man. 778 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,472 Hey, Rip. 779 00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,774 Rip on phone: Who's this? Is this... is this Rip? 780 00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:20,376 Who's asking? 781 00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:22,878 Oh, hey, uh, how are you doing? This-- 782 00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:24,915 Wow. Your voice is really clear. 783 00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:28,952 What, uh... what are you using? 784 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:32,388 Oh, yeah, it's, um... it's the A1000. 785 00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:34,056 A1000. I just-- Yeah. 786 00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,891 Okay, hold on, let me write that down. 787 00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,460 How are they? They're the best. 788 00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:38,695 Yeah? Yeah. 789 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,164 Wait, who is this? Oh, this is Dunn. 790 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:44,600 Dunn who? Just Dunn. 791 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,736 Uh, I live in your girlfriend's apartment building, you know, 792 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,039 and then, uh, we... we met 793 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,141 at the... at the... at the burger spot. 794 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:53,142 Uh, you gave me 795 00:51:53,143 --> 00:51:54,944 your drug dealer card, and... Oh, I did. 796 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,612 Yeah, I remember you. Yeah. Yep. 797 00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:57,780 You're the one who kind of, um... 798 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,448 Yep. I'm-- Yep. That's me. The Sideler. 799 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:02,886 Um, okay, yeah. I'd like to buy some drugs. 800 00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:06,790 Came to the right guy. 801 00:52:07,724 --> 00:52:10,827 What do you want? Yeah, sure. 802 00:52:12,095 --> 00:52:13,095 Just... 803 00:52:13,096 --> 00:52:15,631 So, do you want, like... Just the drugs. 804 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,899 ...a little bit of everything? Yeah-- 805 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,068 A bit of everything. Exactly right. 806 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,369 That's what I need, uh, from you. 807 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,171 Okay, hold on, let me, uh... 808 00:52:22,172 --> 00:52:23,973 Is that okay? Let me-- Yeah. 809 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,808 Of course it's all right. Times are fucking tough. 810 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,076 Okay, perfect, yeah. 811 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,112 And then can... can you... can you meet me 812 00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,780 at the, uh... at the laundromat 813 00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:33,949 down the street from the apartment building? 814 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:37,487 For the drugs? Laundromat? Fuck. 815 00:52:38,355 --> 00:52:39,523 What's wrong with your place? 816 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:42,525 Oh, what's wrong with my place? 817 00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,693 My place is, uh... You know what, man? 818 00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:47,196 There's cameras. They're fucking everywhere, man. 819 00:52:47,197 --> 00:52:48,364 And, uh... Oh, yeah? 820 00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:49,832 ...we wouldn't want that, you know, 821 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,300 if we're doing this kind of stuff. 822 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:54,370 Oh, that's a good call. Um, fuck it. 823 00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:55,671 Yeah, I'll be there in, like, an hour. 824 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:59,008 Yeah, perfect. Yeah, absolutely. 825 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,244 Uh, I'll see you there. Be careful. 826 00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,119 What up, buddy? Hey. 827 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,222 Oh, would you look at that? 828 00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:15,192 It's drug o'clock. Hey. Perfect. 829 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:20,129 Is that a portal to hell? I'm so sorry. 830 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,865 How did you know I was a Satanist? 831 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:26,436 Is that why you brought me here? Huh? Be honest. 832 00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,906 Jacket gave me away, huh? 833 00:53:32,842 --> 00:53:33,710 Yep. 834 00:53:35,245 --> 00:53:40,816 Oh, God. Oh, my God, this is amazing! 835 00:53:40,817 --> 00:53:43,386 This is amazing! How long has it been here? 836 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,889 I don't know... I don't know. We should... 837 00:53:46,623 --> 00:53:48,691 uh, we should... we should go. What? No way. 838 00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:51,393 Yeah. Yeah, no, you could... you could get hurt. 839 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,829 Look, I ride a motorcycle, bro. It's so cool. 840 00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:56,633 And I don't wear a helmet. Why do you carry a helmet then? 841 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,467 So, people know I ride a motorcycle 842 00:53:58,468 --> 00:53:59,736 even when I'm not on it. 843 00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:02,238 Okay. 844 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,272 I'm not afraid of a little danger. 845 00:54:03,273 --> 00:54:04,440 Hey, wait, wait, wait, you don't understand. 846 00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:05,407 Yeah, I understand fine. 847 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:07,110 No, no, no, I was gonna push you in! 848 00:54:12,716 --> 00:54:14,217 I brought you here to push you in. 849 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,021 Okay. 850 00:54:18,788 --> 00:54:21,591 Buddy, I'm going in whether you push me in or not. 851 00:54:22,792 --> 00:54:24,661 What do you mean? You have the perfect life. 852 00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:32,969 I hate my life, man. 853 00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:35,639 What do I have to live for? 854 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,741 I'm just a coke dealer. 855 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,977 What about Morgan? 2b? 856 00:54:41,911 --> 00:54:42,946 She's whatever. 857 00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:47,584 I see the way you look at her. 858 00:54:50,053 --> 00:54:51,054 You can have her. 859 00:54:51,988 --> 00:54:54,456 Hmm, I just feel like she should be involved 860 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:55,492 in that decision. 861 00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,164 God. Man! It's fine. I-- 862 00:55:02,165 --> 00:55:04,166 Oh, I'm such a dick. No you're not. 863 00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,835 No, I am, I am, I am, I am. No. No, you're not. 864 00:55:06,836 --> 00:55:10,073 It was just a mistake. 865 00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:13,543 Every day here is pain. 866 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:18,682 Maybe it will be different in there. 867 00:55:22,385 --> 00:55:26,923 Uh... that's hell, so... This... 868 00:55:29,959 --> 00:55:31,027 this is hell. 869 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:05,961 I'm sorry. 870 00:56:05,962 --> 00:56:07,864 But I'm not a good guy. No. 871 00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:11,134 I haven't been for quite some time. 872 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:15,204 No, no. No, no, no, please. 873 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,706 Oh, please don't. 874 00:56:20,243 --> 00:56:23,146 Take care of her for me, yeah? 875 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:28,985 Oh, he's talking about his bike. 876 00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:51,206 Automated voice on voicemail: You have two saved messages. 877 00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,409 Message two. 878 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,077 Kevin on voicemail: Hey, man, I, uh... I... I think 879 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:56,912 I'm gonna book a flight for next week. 880 00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:58,447 I, uh... I checked out, you know, 881 00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:01,450 a couple airlines, but, um, it should be fine. 882 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:04,486 Oh, I also... I also, uh, checked out 883 00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:05,921 a few of those neon signs, 884 00:57:05,922 --> 00:57:08,090 and, uh, they're looking, like, a 100 bucks on Amazon, 885 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,958 so, we can get whatever we want. 886 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:13,262 You know, kitchen, beer, Kevin's room, Dunn's room. 887 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,499 Yeah, whatever. So, um... 888 00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:19,669 Yeah, I'm, uh... I'm sure... 889 00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,205 that the new job has... has been crazy. 890 00:57:23,206 --> 00:57:25,073 You know, you're... you're doing great. 891 00:57:25,074 --> 00:57:26,376 Yeah. I'm proud of you. 892 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,978 I can't wait to be there, man, L.A.! 893 00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:33,116 It's gonna be... it's gonna be good to see you. 894 00:57:33,683 --> 00:57:37,787 You know, I, uh... I love you. I'll... I'll talk to you soon. 895 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:41,991 Okay, bye. 896 00:58:30,907 --> 00:58:33,475 Bobshank, prelap: Hey, Dunn, how's it hangin'? 897 00:58:33,476 --> 00:58:36,913 You're looking good. Oh! Feel good. 898 00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:40,282 The doctor gave me this new pill. 899 00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:42,385 New pill? And I feel... 900 00:58:42,886 --> 00:58:45,053 Fuck, man, I feel 20 years younger. 901 00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:46,289 That's great. 902 00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:48,658 You look great. 903 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,401 Ms. Gregory on phone: Hello. 904 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,036 Hey, Ms. Gregory, it's Dunn again. 905 00:59:34,037 --> 00:59:36,171 I'm following up on your debt 906 00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,640 you owe to Macklin Medical. Ms. Gregory: For fuck's sake. 907 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:40,208 I blocked your number. 908 00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:42,244 Yeah, well, blocking my number doesn't change the fact 909 00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:45,714 that you still owe 667-- Ms. Gregory: I don't have it. 910 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,217 I... I'm sorry, I... 911 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:52,388 I... I just-- I don't have the money. 912 00:59:54,791 --> 00:59:58,594 I didn't do anything wrong. I... I got sick. 913 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,563 Uh, you know, I... I... I mean, maybe you don't know, but-- 914 01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:02,698 I mean, I fell behind 915 01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:04,566 'cause, like, you know, I had to go to hospital, 916 01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:06,736 and those are bills. Are you a good person? 917 01:00:08,371 --> 01:00:09,672 Ms. Gregory: Shit, I hope so. 918 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,608 I... I mean, I definitely try to be, 919 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:15,144 you... you know? Right. 920 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,781 Ms. Gregory: Are you still there? 921 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:23,486 I'll take care of it. 922 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,088 Ms. Gregory: It's $700. 923 01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:27,756 Yeah, I know. Don't worry about it. 924 01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,691 Ms. Gregory: Really? Are you sure? 925 01:00:29,692 --> 01:00:30,593 Yeah. 926 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,096 Ms. Gregory: Thank you, thank you. 927 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,631 Thank you so much, Dunn. Um... 928 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,598 Man on phone: What's going on? 929 01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:37,766 Listen, I really hope you feel better. 930 01:00:37,767 --> 01:00:39,401 Ms. Gregory: I don't know, he says he's gonna pay it. 931 01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:41,237 Why's he doing that? Ms. Gregory: I don't know. 932 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,692 Dunn, prelap: I got you. Mr. G on phone: Is this a joke? 933 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:07,830 Mr. G, if this is a joke, it sure as shrimp ain't funny. 934 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,832 Rip on voicemail: This is Rip. 935 01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:12,834 Hey, uh, where've you been? I-- Voicemail. 936 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:15,837 Got ya! I'm probably riding my bike. 937 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:17,639 Leave a message or whatever. 938 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,541 No, Mr. Donaldson, if you could pay me back... 939 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,043 ...we wouldn't be here in the first place. 940 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:22,144 Mr. Donaldson on phone: I'm really sorry 941 01:01:22,145 --> 01:01:24,746 I told you to go on a re-fuck-ment plan. 942 01:01:24,747 --> 01:01:28,750 No, that was funny. I didn't go on one though. 943 01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:31,219 Mr. Donaldson: Yeah, they... they don't exist. 944 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:32,187 I know. 945 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,488 Police officer on phone: So, we are filing 946 01:01:33,489 --> 01:01:36,324 a missing persons report for your boyfriend? 947 01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:37,994 Yeah, I mean... 948 01:01:39,028 --> 01:01:41,063 we, uh, hadn't had that talk yet, 949 01:01:41,064 --> 01:01:42,165 but, um... 950 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,469 he spent the night a lot. 951 01:02:04,253 --> 01:02:05,654 It's still here? 952 01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,656 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 953 01:02:07,657 --> 01:02:10,693 I said one, right? One. Come on. 954 01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:13,496 Yeah, portal's still here. 955 01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:17,766 Quietly, confidently doing portal shit. 956 01:02:17,767 --> 01:02:18,935 I got three. 957 01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,437 What's that now? I got to three. 958 01:02:22,105 --> 01:02:23,139 Sorry. 959 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,543 All right, look, man, why don't you, um... 960 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,911 Yeah, why don't... why don't you just give me 961 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,113 your number, all right? 962 01:02:31,114 --> 01:02:33,048 And then I'll just text you if anything changes. 963 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:34,150 Lost my phone. 964 01:03:01,477 --> 01:03:02,945 Still here. 965 01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:16,826 Beer. 966 01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:19,462 Beer. Two beers. 967 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:22,765 Two beers-- Three beers! Three, three. 968 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:25,101 Three beers, please. 969 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:27,303 Thank you, my friend. 970 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:37,646 Hey, yeah, buddy, how are you? 971 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,348 Good, thanks. Good, good. 972 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:43,619 Hey. 973 01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:45,488 Hey. 974 01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,424 It's me. You got me. 975 01:03:51,694 --> 01:03:54,664 Listen, man, the last guy that found me... 976 01:03:55,698 --> 01:03:58,768 didn't work out for him. You mean Davey? 977 01:04:01,337 --> 01:04:03,772 Chip? Ta-da! 978 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:07,509 What are you doing here? I had to make a possession. 979 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:09,679 I thought I'd fuck two rats with one stick. 980 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:11,514 What? 981 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:14,784 You don't have that expression here? 982 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:18,220 No. What's with the suit? 983 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:20,890 It's funny. 984 01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,827 Hey, you wanna go in the bathroom and fuck? 985 01:04:25,461 --> 01:04:26,828 What the fuck is the matter with you? 986 01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:29,030 No, I don't wanna fuck. Why? 987 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,734 Because! Oh, come on, it'll be fun. 988 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,736 No. No! 989 01:04:34,737 --> 01:04:36,571 Yeah, no. Abso-- No! 990 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:39,007 I don't wanna fuck a guy in a-- Are you out of your mind? 991 01:04:39,008 --> 01:04:41,544 All right, it was just a test. You passed. 992 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:44,847 Fuck. 993 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:52,722 Why are you here? 994 01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:56,492 Well, I tried calling you, 995 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:59,128 but it just went straight to voicemail. 996 01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:02,098 Threw my phone in a river. 997 01:05:02,932 --> 01:05:05,701 Well, that's the rational thing to do, I suppose. 998 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,438 Listen, man, you got your three... 999 01:05:10,706 --> 01:05:11,773 and I'm really sorry 1000 01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:13,508 none of them were in Hot Chelle Rae, but-- 1001 01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,578 Yeah, well, I think we're all sorry about that. 1002 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,051 It didn't take. 1003 01:05:23,619 --> 01:05:25,587 What does that mean, "It didn't take"? 1004 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:28,890 Wasn't enough, I guess. You guess? 1005 01:05:28,891 --> 01:05:30,792 We had a deal, man. No, we didn't. 1006 01:05:30,793 --> 01:05:31,694 Yes, we did. 1007 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:35,898 No, no, no, you said, "I don't want to make a deal." 1008 01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:39,534 I said I didn't wanna make a deal, 1009 01:05:39,535 --> 01:05:41,236 but I didn't want Mr. Bobshank to die. 1010 01:05:41,237 --> 01:05:43,738 Did you sign anything in blood, huh? 1011 01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:47,476 That's a Faustian bargain. We didn't even shake hands. 1012 01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:51,314 No, I didn't. No. 1013 01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:53,950 You didn't. 1014 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:58,354 Listen, I know how hard you worked... 1015 01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:01,122 killing those three people in cold blood. 1016 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,757 Chip, you gotta stop saying that. 1017 01:06:02,758 --> 01:06:05,827 I didn't kill anyone. So you say. 1018 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:08,330 Come on, buddy, can't you do anything? 1019 01:06:08,331 --> 01:06:11,200 I don't have that kind of power. What, are you fucked? 1020 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:14,102 Look, I'm not my own boss like you. 1021 01:06:14,103 --> 01:06:15,838 I wish. Can't you go to... 1022 01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:17,439 Lucy? Yeah. 1023 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,608 No. He doesn't make decisions. 1024 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:23,512 What about God? God's an asshole. 1025 01:06:26,215 --> 01:06:28,216 I don't wanna give you too big a peek 1026 01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:29,518 behind the curtain, 1027 01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:33,489 but God and the devil, they don't choose. 1028 01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,960 Then who does? You do. 1029 01:06:38,794 --> 01:06:41,963 You pick where you go. Well, yeah, sure. 1030 01:06:41,964 --> 01:06:43,798 If we're good or bad, with our actions, we choose-- 1031 01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:47,336 No, not with your actions, with how you weigh your actions. 1032 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,372 And Bobshank, well... 1033 01:06:50,806 --> 01:06:53,376 he weighed his sins pretty heavily. 1034 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:58,180 He just needs to forgive himself. 1035 01:06:58,781 --> 01:07:00,081 Pretty much. 1036 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:02,251 I thought he would weigh two souls. 1037 01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,954 Two souls, three at the most. 1038 01:07:05,621 --> 01:07:08,623 Okay, three and a half. Three and a ginger. 1039 01:07:08,624 --> 01:07:11,861 Three and a twin. Like this guy. 1040 01:07:12,828 --> 01:07:15,563 How many beers do you think it would take 1041 01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:18,366 for this guy to get drunk? 1042 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:21,637 Two, three, five, ten? 1043 01:07:22,338 --> 01:07:24,239 There's only one way to find out. 1044 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,674 That's to start drinking. 1045 01:07:32,581 --> 01:07:36,585 Two. 1046 01:07:38,254 --> 01:07:41,457 It takes two. The point is... 1047 01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,361 there are a lot of pricks up in heaven. 1048 01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:48,030 Dicks who... 1049 01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:51,567 never looked at themselves in the mirror. 1050 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,003 But hell? 1051 01:07:55,371 --> 01:07:57,773 There's a lot of good guys in hell. 1052 01:07:58,607 --> 01:08:00,443 They made mistakes... 1053 01:08:01,544 --> 01:08:03,012 and they owned up to them. 1054 01:08:04,413 --> 01:08:08,084 And like they say, "The road to, uh... 1055 01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:11,620 you know, is paved with good intentions." 1056 01:08:12,154 --> 01:08:14,123 But don't beat yourself up about this. 1057 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,058 You tried. 1058 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:19,929 You tried. That's more than most people can say. 1059 01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:23,899 So, that's it? Yeah. 1060 01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:28,403 Unless you wanna kill a fourth. 1061 01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:31,406 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. That would be bananas. 1062 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:33,509 That would be... that would be stupid... 1063 01:08:34,477 --> 01:08:36,112 finishing what you started. 1064 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,583 Hey, you sure you don't wanna fuck this guy in the bathroom? 1065 01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:43,184 I'm sure I don't wanna fuck-- It'll be fun. 1066 01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:45,521 No. All right. 1067 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:51,459 I'm out of here. You call me, okay? 1068 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:52,895 Don't be a stranger. 1069 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:55,331 I'm always around. 1070 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,082 What? Jesus Christ. 1071 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,219 What is... what is... what is it? 1072 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,488 Hey, Mr. Bobshank. 1073 01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:24,192 You're looking really healthy. Um... 1074 01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,528 You wanna come in? 1075 01:09:26,395 --> 01:09:27,997 Yeah. Thanks. 1076 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:36,105 What is it? What did you do? 1077 01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,708 What did I do? Yeah. 1078 01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:42,377 You did something. 1079 01:09:42,378 --> 01:09:44,546 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1080 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:48,350 You hurt someone once. 1081 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:55,558 How do you know about that? I don't, not really. I just... 1082 01:09:57,726 --> 01:09:59,028 I just know it happened. 1083 01:10:00,229 --> 01:10:04,533 What do you want? 1084 01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:06,669 Money? 1085 01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:08,671 No. 1086 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:13,275 I want you to forgive yourself. You-- 1087 01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:17,079 What a fucking unusual thing to say. 1088 01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:18,847 Just... 1089 01:10:20,149 --> 01:10:22,051 Please, just do it. 1090 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,086 I can't. 1091 01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,389 I used to live with this burden, uh... 1092 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:29,692 guilt. 1093 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:35,030 I'd think about it all day. All day I'd think about it. 1094 01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:37,399 These past few weeks, not so much. 1095 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:40,636 But it's still there, still with me. 1096 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:46,242 In the back of my mind, this... this little voice. 1097 01:10:46,842 --> 01:10:49,445 That's great. You know, just... 1098 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,081 get rid of it. 1099 01:10:53,949 --> 01:10:57,452 No, I won't. 1100 01:10:57,453 --> 01:10:59,288 I wouldn't be the same without it... 1101 01:11:00,789 --> 01:11:04,193 without the little... the little voice. 1102 01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,730 But it's smaller? 1103 01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,567 Smaller isn't gone. 1104 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:14,603 But it's close, man. 1105 01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:18,907 Close to what? 1106 01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:24,146 You think one more might help? 1107 01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:29,318 What? Nothing, um... 1108 01:11:30,986 --> 01:11:34,322 Uh, the place looks nice. Uh... 1109 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:35,690 What... what are you doing? 1110 01:11:35,691 --> 01:11:36,925 Bye, Mr. Bobshank. 1111 01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:38,627 Thanks. What? 1112 01:11:39,128 --> 01:11:40,663 What are you gonna do? 1113 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:47,936 I need your help. 1114 01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:52,908 Yeah, I'm leaving. 1115 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,611 Bobshank needs one more. 1116 01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,314 I just-- I... 1117 01:12:03,085 --> 01:12:04,253 I live here. 1118 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:08,023 Me too. No. 1119 01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,126 Like, in the mat. I live here. 1120 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:14,096 Yeah. 1121 01:12:15,464 --> 01:12:18,801 Yeah. Owners don't know. It's cool. 1122 01:12:19,802 --> 01:12:20,736 Not really. 1123 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:27,108 You know, I'm around this thing all the time, 1124 01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:28,377 and I just think... 1125 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:31,946 that I know the longer we're around it, 1126 01:12:31,947 --> 01:12:33,515 the more we belong in it. 1127 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,386 I don't understand. 1128 01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:40,855 What if the portal didn't come here for Bobshank? 1129 01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:43,524 Hmm? What if it came here for us? 1130 01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:44,727 No, we're good. 1131 01:12:45,728 --> 01:12:47,295 We're the good guys. Are we? 1132 01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:48,163 Yeah. 1133 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:52,167 'Cause I pushed that girl in. 1134 01:12:53,135 --> 01:12:54,002 And for what? 1135 01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:56,137 'Cause she said something I didn't like on the internet? 1136 01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:59,141 And now, I just go around pretending like she's... 1137 01:12:59,742 --> 01:13:01,843 she just doesn't exist. 1138 01:13:01,844 --> 01:13:03,678 And I can't... I can't... I can't... 1139 01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:05,147 I can't keep pretending, man. 1140 01:13:05,981 --> 01:13:07,582 Just give me till tomorrow. 1141 01:13:07,583 --> 01:13:11,587 Tomorrow, I will be as far away from that thing as possible. 1142 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,555 And you should be too. 1143 01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:18,560 I can't. 1144 01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:22,398 I can't let him down. 1145 01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,100 I know. 1146 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,004 Leave. 1147 01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:47,189 Store clerk: Hey. Hey. 1148 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,663 Need help with something? 1149 01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:58,567 Uh, yeah. Uh, do you have, uh, duct tape? 1150 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:02,104 And then, like, uh, zip ties, you know? 1151 01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:04,807 And then, like, a blindfold-- Um... 1152 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,975 A burlap sack, actually, is what I need, 1153 01:14:07,976 --> 01:14:09,677 like a... just to... to put stuff in. 1154 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:11,212 I don't know, just normal stuff. 1155 01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:12,680 Like, everyday... everyday st... everyday stuff 1156 01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:15,851 that you put in, like, a bag. Just sack stuff. 1157 01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:18,920 But it's gotta be, like, a dark color. 1158 01:14:18,921 --> 01:14:21,389 Or it doesn't-- You just can't see, uh... 1159 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,424 I don't want people to see the stuff in my bag. 1160 01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:24,392 That's-- Yeah. 1161 01:14:24,393 --> 01:14:25,393 I don't want people to see the stuff 1162 01:14:25,394 --> 01:14:26,261 that's in the bag. 1163 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:28,296 Like, i-- i-- if I was carrying this stuff around, 1164 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,298 the stuff I'm gonna buy, I wouldn't want people to see. 1165 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:32,099 Not for any reason, like, other than-- 1166 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:34,803 It's just gotta be-- Can't see through it. 1167 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:38,307 Aisle six. 1168 01:14:40,275 --> 01:14:42,711 All that stuff is on aisle six? Store clerk: Mm-hmm. 1169 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,115 Thank you. Store clerk: Mm-hmm. 1170 01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:51,153 Oh, hey, um... It's... 1171 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,156 Chloroform? 1172 01:15:26,855 --> 01:15:29,524 Fuck. 1173 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:33,195 Cups, cups, cups, and more fucking cups. 1174 01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:38,901 And coaster-less drinks. Fantastic. 1175 01:15:59,354 --> 01:16:01,722 Yo, dude. What's up? Fuck! 1176 01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,224 I've been looking for you, man. 1177 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,926 What's up, buddy? Where you been? 1178 01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:07,495 Just making a drink. 1179 01:16:07,496 --> 01:16:09,864 All right, Mr. Alchemist, come on out when you're done. 1180 01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:11,867 Everyone's waiting on you. I'm coming, I'm coming. 1181 01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:14,603 Guys, he's coming out. 1182 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,737 He's gonna be out here in a second. 1183 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:19,040 He has no idea I'm gonna ask him to play. 1184 01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,775 Hey, hey, hey. Bro. 1185 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:22,343 Come on. No. Come on, come on. Bro? 1186 01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:23,377 Bro. Come on, it's a vibe. 1187 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:25,613 Yeah, and there's nothing vibey-er than my guy 1188 01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:29,717 laying his heart in his music. Come on, man. 1189 01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:30,985 I don't have a pick. It'll be great. 1190 01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:34,088 Well, if you don't have a pick, that sounds like an excuse. 1191 01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:37,459 So, pick another one. I hate you. 1192 01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:39,093 I love you! 1193 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,897 Guys, he's gonna play! He's gonna play, okay? 1194 01:16:44,733 --> 01:16:45,934 All right, um... 1195 01:16:46,969 --> 01:16:49,737 this is... this is... a fan favorite. 1196 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,139 It's a fan favorite. 1197 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:01,550 Hey, man. 1198 01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:05,019 I thought you were gonna play 'Tonight, Tonight'? 1199 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,554 Listen, you know I'm not gonna do that. 1200 01:17:06,555 --> 01:17:07,488 You know I'm not gonna do that. 1201 01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:09,090 And you know that I'm gonna continue 1202 01:17:09,091 --> 01:17:10,925 to ask you to do it until you do, 1203 01:17:10,926 --> 01:17:12,827 because it's my birthday tonight, 1204 01:17:12,828 --> 01:17:14,228 tonight is the night of my birthday. 1205 01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:15,162 Your party you threw for yourself? 1206 01:17:15,163 --> 01:17:16,297 I haven't been laid-- Yes! 1207 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:18,099 And everyone showed up! It's great. Look! 1208 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:19,567 Even the girl that-- I haven't been laid. 1209 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:21,602 I don't wanna play the fucking song, man! 1210 01:17:21,603 --> 01:17:23,338 God. I mean, fuck. 1211 01:17:24,406 --> 01:17:25,273 Okay. 1212 01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,012 All right, all right. 1213 01:17:31,013 --> 01:17:32,947 I'll play it. He's gonna play it! 1214 01:17:32,948 --> 01:17:34,015 Hey, everybody. 1215 01:17:34,016 --> 01:17:36,251 Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres! 1216 01:17:37,285 --> 01:17:38,786 Maybe he didn't hear it. 1217 01:17:38,787 --> 01:17:41,288 Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres! 1218 01:17:47,996 --> 01:17:49,030 Fuck her, man. 1219 01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:51,499 Thank fucking God. Don't worry about it. 1220 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:52,600 Don't worry about it, dude. 1221 01:17:52,601 --> 01:17:54,168 I can-- I live here too. Dovin, Dovin, Dovin, Dovin. 1222 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,071 I gotta it, boy. Stay. 1223 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:00,909 Do I get a treat later if I stay? 1224 01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:04,513 See how cool was that? 1225 01:18:07,816 --> 01:18:08,917 What's up, man? 1226 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:12,054 That chloroform? 1227 01:18:16,725 --> 01:18:19,327 You're a heavy little fucker. 1228 01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:25,200 Stop! Please stop. 1229 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:30,671 What is that? Is that a portal to hell? 1230 01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:31,707 Hell yeah. 1231 01:18:32,307 --> 01:18:35,644 Oh, don't drag me to that. Will you just chill? 1232 01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:38,045 Fuck, man. Okay. Sorry. 1233 01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:40,582 Look, I'm a good person. 1234 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,387 Honestly, I mean. I'm not perfect. 1235 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:50,058 I've made mistakes, but... I'm... I'm good. 1236 01:18:56,865 --> 01:18:58,734 Thanks. Yeah. 1237 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,603 They put you up to this? Who's "they"? 1238 01:19:02,604 --> 01:19:04,705 The Jews who run the music industry. 1239 01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:07,209 Okay. Oh, fuck, I knew it. 1240 01:19:09,344 --> 01:19:10,578 Come on, man. 1241 01:19:10,579 --> 01:19:12,513 Bobshank outside: Stop! 1242 01:19:12,514 --> 01:19:14,115 Hey, Dunn, what are you... 1243 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:15,584 what are you doing? 1244 01:19:16,785 --> 01:19:18,519 I'm throwing this guy in the portal to hell. 1245 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:20,721 What did he do? He's a bad guy. 1246 01:19:20,722 --> 01:19:23,158 He's anti-Semitic. He's in a band. 1247 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:24,893 What? Oh. 1248 01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,296 What-- No, no, no, no, no. Who... who... who decides that? 1249 01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:30,164 You can't throw people away 1250 01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:31,633 just because they made a mistake. 1251 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,836 That's almost exactly what I've been doing. 1252 01:19:35,837 --> 01:19:38,707 This isn't the first one? 1253 01:19:41,143 --> 01:19:42,144 Dunn... 1254 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:45,380 How many? 1255 01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:48,150 Oh, God. 1256 01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:50,852 Three... 1257 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,757 You've killed three people? Why would you kill three people? 1258 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,628 For you! I did it for you. 1259 01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:04,132 And the world was gonna end. Maybe, I don't know. 1260 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,167 But if I didn't do this, 1261 01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,737 they were gonna drag you to hell. 1262 01:20:13,742 --> 01:20:15,177 They should have, Dunn. 1263 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:21,483 You can't buy forgiveness for what I did. 1264 01:20:23,685 --> 01:20:27,221 It's not a transaction. Yes it is. 1265 01:20:27,222 --> 01:20:30,591 It's three souls, or one member of Hot Chelle Rae, 1266 01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:32,661 and you're good. Oh, God. 1267 01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:36,130 What the fuck is a Hot Chelle Rae? 1268 01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:37,431 It's actually kind of a funny story-- 1269 01:20:37,432 --> 01:20:38,966 Hey, bro, would you shut up? 1270 01:20:38,967 --> 01:20:40,969 Okay. Okay, okay. Just shut up. 1271 01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:47,509 What am I doing? 1272 01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:56,818 The reason that they're gonna drag me to hell... 1273 01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:01,823 Is because I deserve it. 1274 01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:08,796 And no number of people 1275 01:21:08,797 --> 01:21:11,065 that you could throw into that machine would... 1276 01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,334 would change that. 1277 01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:17,338 Do you wanna throw him in a little bit? 1278 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:18,472 No. 1279 01:21:18,473 --> 01:21:20,108 See how you feel? No! 1280 01:21:28,216 --> 01:21:31,419 My brother died. I know. 1281 01:21:34,522 --> 01:21:37,659 He hung himself. 1282 01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:43,598 I moved here, and, uh... he was gonna move in with me. 1283 01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:49,204 I lost track. 1284 01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:55,577 All day, I call people who fucking hate me. 1285 01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:59,079 I couldn't be bothered to pick up the phone, 1286 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,548 and call the one person... 1287 01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:02,851 who loves me. 1288 01:22:05,153 --> 01:22:09,724 I didn't know. I could've helped him. 1289 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:12,260 But I didn't know. 1290 01:22:13,328 --> 01:22:15,263 You didn't make that choice for him. 1291 01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,536 People grow apart. Not brothers. 1292 01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:26,740 I'm not gonna let you down like I did him, okay? 1293 01:22:26,741 --> 01:22:29,177 I'm not gonna fail you like I did him. 1294 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:31,146 I don't love you... 1295 01:22:32,914 --> 01:22:34,882 but it's like a really strong like. 1296 01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:36,017 That's great, Dunn. 1297 01:22:36,985 --> 01:22:38,253 But you need to listen. 1298 01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:41,089 Okay, here's what's gonna happen. 1299 01:22:44,726 --> 01:22:46,661 I'm gonna go into that portal... 1300 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:51,266 because it's where I need to be. 1301 01:22:54,169 --> 01:22:55,470 You're gonna to let him go. 1302 01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,641 And if he presses charges, you're going to accept it. 1303 01:23:01,943 --> 01:23:02,844 You've done... 1304 01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,948 you've done terrible things... 1305 01:23:08,116 --> 01:23:11,953 for beautiful reasons. Doesn't mean you're a bad guy, 1306 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,622 it does mean that you have work to do, 1307 01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:17,325 you owe a debt. 1308 01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:21,830 And one day... 1309 01:23:24,132 --> 01:23:27,068 ...once that debt is paid... 1310 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,673 ...maybe not tomorrow, or the next... 1311 01:23:32,474 --> 01:23:35,710 maybe... a decade from now... 1312 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,815 ...you're gonna have to forgive yourself. 1313 01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:44,819 But what if I can't? 1314 01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:55,163 Then I'll see you on the other side. 1315 01:24:24,859 --> 01:24:26,694 Sorry about all that. 1316 01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:30,297 Um, yeah, I need to give you my information, 1317 01:24:30,298 --> 01:24:31,865 uh, for the cops. 1318 01:24:31,866 --> 01:24:33,734 You gotta call them and stuff, so... 1319 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:36,938 Uh, um, my name is Dunn. I'm kind of busy. 1320 01:24:38,606 --> 01:24:41,142 Okay. Um... 1321 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,878 All right, yeah. That's fine. I'll, um... 1322 01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:46,380 I'll turn myself in. 1323 01:24:46,381 --> 01:24:47,581 That's what I'll do. That's what we'll do. 1324 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:48,682 I'll turn myself in, and then-- 1325 01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:51,318 I'll have to answer a bunch of questions. 1326 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,488 And... the internet? 1327 01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:57,859 Look, I don't wanna be a meme, man. 1328 01:24:58,793 --> 01:24:59,727 Let's just... 1329 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:02,063 not see each other again. 1330 01:25:03,064 --> 01:25:03,965 Hey. 1331 01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:07,735 I tried to throw you into hell. 1332 01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:11,439 We all have bad days, man. 1333 01:26:00,355 --> 01:26:01,656 Come on, take me. 1334 01:26:27,148 --> 01:26:28,683 Hey, man, do you work here? 1335 01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:32,520 Probably. 1336 01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:36,057 This is, like, weird. It's for you. 1337 01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:38,860 They said if I gave you the phone, uh, 1338 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:40,795 you'd throw me a 20. 1339 01:26:56,077 --> 01:26:57,612 Hello? 1340 01:26:58,146 --> 01:27:00,415 Chip on phone: Hey, yeah, buddy, how you been? 1341 01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:02,283 I'm here. 1342 01:27:02,650 --> 01:27:05,385 Yeah, well, I got somebody who wants to talk to you. 1343 01:27:05,386 --> 01:27:06,353 Not David. 1344 01:27:06,354 --> 01:27:07,621 Nah, nah, you wanna talk to David? 1345 01:27:07,622 --> 01:27:08,523 Uh, hey, David! Don't put David-- 1346 01:27:08,756 --> 01:27:10,991 It hurts! Oh, dear God! 1347 01:27:10,992 --> 01:27:11,925 Hey, David. 1348 01:27:11,926 --> 01:27:13,560 Uh, no, he's fine, he's fine. 1349 01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:16,063 They're doing, uh-- Oh, my God. Ow! 1350 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:18,298 Oh, my God. That's-- Fuck, it's awful. 1351 01:27:18,299 --> 01:27:19,833 But never mind, he'll be all right. 1352 01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:22,002 What do you want, Chip? 1353 01:27:22,003 --> 01:27:23,438 Bobby wants to talk. 1354 01:27:24,539 --> 01:27:26,740 Dunn? You there? 1355 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:29,910 Mr. Bobshank? Yeah. 1356 01:27:29,911 --> 01:27:32,647 Yeah, we're all here. Daphne's all right. 1357 01:27:33,314 --> 01:27:35,316 Rip's having the time of his life. 1358 01:27:36,317 --> 01:27:38,386 I know you're beating yourself up. 1359 01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:41,489 Waiting for the police to show up. 1360 01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:43,625 They won't. 1361 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,428 This isn't gonna make sense at first. 1362 01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:50,497 You don't have to worry about us. 1363 01:27:50,498 --> 01:27:52,033 We got off easy. 1364 01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:54,268 You got it worse, 1365 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,237 because you have to live with it. 1366 01:27:57,405 --> 01:28:01,241 Don't do what I did. Don't pull away from the world. 1367 01:28:01,242 --> 01:28:03,477 Don't sit there and replay the same thing 1368 01:28:03,478 --> 01:28:04,778 in your head all day, 1369 01:28:04,779 --> 01:28:06,281 wishing you did something different. 1370 01:28:06,914 --> 01:28:08,483 It doesn't help anyone. 1371 01:28:09,150 --> 01:28:12,753 You don't have time, you gotta make up for it. 1372 01:28:12,754 --> 01:28:16,056 Start small. Take care of something small. 1373 01:28:16,057 --> 01:28:16,991 A plant. 1374 01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:19,259 Actually, fuck that. 1375 01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:20,294 Get a dog. 1376 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,629 Get a fucking dog. 1377 01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:26,433 Quit your shitty job. Do what you love. 1378 01:28:26,434 --> 01:28:27,902 Do nothing, I don't care. 1379 01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:31,072 Make some real friends. Hey! 1380 01:28:31,939 --> 01:28:34,175 Here, I got them. Look out for them. 1381 01:28:35,443 --> 01:28:37,611 What's... what's your name? Lupe. 1382 01:28:37,612 --> 01:28:38,912 Lupe? My name is Dunn. 1383 01:28:38,913 --> 01:28:42,717 Be nice to strangers. Be nice to servers. 1384 01:28:43,618 --> 01:28:44,485 Tip. 1385 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,322 For fuck's sake! Tip. 1386 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,727 And if your better angels desert you... 1387 01:28:54,696 --> 01:28:56,931 know that your demons never will. 1388 01:28:59,701 --> 01:29:01,402 Give yourself a shot, kid. 1389 01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:04,739 A second chance is the greatest gift 1390 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:07,942 anyone gets. So, earn it. 1391 01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:10,345 You think I'll ever be a butterfly? 1392 01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:12,713 Oh, fuck no, Dunn. 1393 01:29:12,714 --> 01:29:14,682 Not at fucking all. 1394 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:20,321 But in time, if you're... if you're sincere... 1395 01:29:21,222 --> 01:29:23,591 you might be a damn decent caterpillar. 1396 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:28,663 Yeah. Yeah, I will, Mr. Bobshank. 1397 01:29:30,665 --> 01:29:31,699 I know. 1398 01:29:34,335 --> 01:29:38,004 Can I ask you? 1399 01:29:38,005 --> 01:29:39,140 What did you do? 1400 01:29:40,408 --> 01:29:42,009 And one last thing... 1401 01:29:43,244 --> 01:29:46,013 watch your own dick. 1402 01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:05,366 Thanks. I'm... I'm Dunn. 1403 01:30:06,567 --> 01:30:07,468 Cool. 1404 01:30:08,770 --> 01:30:10,271 Do you wanna be my friend? 1405 01:30:13,174 --> 01:30:15,109 No. Okay. 1406 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:59,287 Hey. Um... 1407 01:31:00,588 --> 01:31:03,825 Hey. Uh, Dunn, right? 1408 01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,929 Uh, yep. You know my name! 1409 01:31:09,997 --> 01:31:11,231 What's up? 1410 01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:13,634 Do you need help looking for your dead boyfriend?